How Many Illegal Aliens Have the Obama’s Taken In?
Draft of a press release by the Obamas. (That we'd love to see. But never will.)
On August 11, 2023, the Governor of Massachusetts issued a call for residents to help house illegal aliens migrants that have been magically appearing transported by my puppet Joe Biden by the Biden Administration, in keeping with our goals of displacement migration humanitarian relief.
Big Mike Michelle and I believe in leading by example. As many of you know, since leaving “public service” we’ve purchased a huge, $11-12 million waterfront estate on Martha’s Vineyard, MA. We have plenty of room, including a chef’s quarters that recently became available.
And so, we’re going to house dozens of illegal aliens migrants within our mansion. But that’s just the beginning.
Leading by example, however, can include “going the extra mile.” Look at all the extra miles the illegal aliens migrants have gone, courtesy of transport paid for by U.S. taxpayers, through U.S. State department grants laundered through provided by the United Nations and various NGO’s.
In that spirit, we’ve requested that FEMA to send temporary housing to our estate, much like that used after Hurricane Katrina, which we can setup across our expansive grounds. Hopefully they have wooden-shingled units that won’t clash with our mansion’s exterior design. Either way, Big Mike Michelle and I look forward to seeing illegal aliens migrants from across the globe merrily prancing across our grounds on their way to enjoying the beach below.
We’re also proud to announce that our fellow Globalist Oligarch Democrat John Kerry – inspired by our leading by example – is likewise going to open his Martha’s Vineyard estate to illegal aliens migrants. He’s also announced that he’ll make his private family jet available to help transport illegal aliens migrants to the island in style.
You see, we Globalist Oligarchs Democrats really do have compassion for the little people as long as they’re not U.S. citizens!
Signed,
Barry Soetoro B. Hussein and Big Mike Michelle Obama